Johnny Quazar

One of the Le original Thicke Bois. He is said to enjoy eating turkey bacon and buys butter when needed. He also has a certain uncharacteristic passion for the DK Revolution.

Description
Despite not actually being seen during the show, Johnny Quazar is often mentioned. He is said to have his phone on him often and that he was on the Thatsamorii Choose Our Destiny stream during season 2, notably brought up by SqatCobblr.

Trivia

 * It's heavily implied in the series that Johnny Quazar is SqatCobblr's dark alter ego who takes over during moments of high stress which Sqat can't remember.
 * The name "Quazar" is likely SqatCobblr's ego truncation and moving around of syllables of his own name. SqatCobblr becomes "Quazar."
 * Unconfirmed sources speculate that Johnny Quazar is responsible for the many technical difficulties that plague Le Thicke Bois streams.