SheriffMcLawdog

"'Fuck you and your dicks!'""-SheriffMcLawdog"

Description
Great streamer of the great north, or greatest streamer of the great north? SheriffMcLawdog is humble enough that he's never considered it. However, don't let his kind eyes betray the fact that he would do anything to uphold Canadian law.

Biography
SheriffMcLawdog is a sheriff who doesn't dog the law. His first form was entering this universe as the Pilsnertron. At some point, he became a real boy, at which point he met Mrs. McLawdog and decided to stop the pursuit of his former life as a Pilsner terminator.

Now McLawdog streams in the mornings in order to keep the peace among the citizens of the fine village of Synthetic Saloon, accompanied by his silent deputy, Jinjee the cat.

The "OH, MY BALLS!" Incident
In an event that experts have named Spontaneous Testicular Kinesis (STK or aortic stenosis), during the stream of The Last Campfire, SheriffMcLawdog uttered a phrase that would become synonymous with Sheriff after he was struck with acute STK.

No context was provided. No context was needed.

Trivia

 * Sheriff once had to drive Mrs. McLawdog to work because her car was frozen
 * He only uses one W in his name
 * He has a monster dong, according to Pluviophilian