Prokyonlotor

"'All the Triforce does is turn around its axis in submission!'""- prok, on the Triforce"

Description
A mysterious potato connoisseur who revels in fine packaged ramen and is a master of video game Americana, prok cuts down lesser games with a sharp tongue and strong wit.

Stream
prokyonlotor is a Twitch variety who near the end of season 5 came into contact with SqatCobblr. Sqat was lured in with the promise of Metroid Prime. However, after a short time, he recognized the critic's heart burning within prok. Somehow, despite his disdain for mechanics in his favorite game, Sqat would continue to raid prok, introducing Ratnado to him as well.

The Metroid Deception
prok once slipped on stream, disclosing the nature of an interview and his former employment as a Nintendo creative director. He alleges that despite never playing the series, or at the most being massively unfamiliar with its story, and cultural significance, prok claimed that he did.

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
"'There was a good chunk of that game that was so ass.'""-prok, recounting the experience of playing Metroid Prime 2: Echoes"During the Metroid Prime 2 playthrough, prok pontificated on the nature of the Chozo language. SqatCobblr was there to witness the description that prok provided, using his xenolinguistic skills to approximate the sound that the Chozo would make upon Samus meeting a living one and hearing it in a game like Metroid Prime 2.

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Another improvement that prok would point out is the updated map. From the scant records that exist, his gripes with the previous map shown in Metroid Prime. The improvements which prok pointed were that the map moved in a way that was actually logical versus what had been shown in previous games: hard to read minimaps and navigate them and is far too zoomed in.

Breath of Fire III
Prok started playing Breath of Fire because he wasn't ready to play Breath of the Wild yet. And he needed a new relaxing game that wasn't of the Wild.