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"'Dive into that butt hair.'"A complicated boi whose eyes shine bright with hope and faith in the DK Revolution. Passion for the DK revolution burns in his heart spreading the word of Kong; a firebrand who will stop at nothing to see the world bathed in The Great Ape's holy light.

Description
SqatCobblr is a twenty-something human, although he often tries to mimic the look of his Donkey Kong monke friends as much as possible. Normally, this is Sqat trying to look like Diddy Kong, however, on occasion, he has been known to try and emulate the style, look, and gravitas of the Kong himself, Donkey.

Biography
SqatCobblr, before the stream was known as Fiery Arm Right due to his dedication and fervor the DK revolution.

The Hard Snake Crisis
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Following the beginning of the Metal Gear Solid stream, Dubytyne insisted upon accompanying SqatCobblr and his alter ego for the time, Hard Snake, for all MGS playthroughs wearing a Kaz Miller costume.

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After completing the Shadow Moses Crisis stream, SqatCobblr unlocked the SqaTuxedo outfit. This is a New Game+ feature that will appear in the next stream of the game, if it ever happens.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Sqat did not play Sons of Liberty on strim.

Alter Ego
At the beginning of the season, following a stream, Sqat began to mention how much fun the stream was. Nearing the final minutes of the episode, Sqat steps into the bathroom to brush his teeth when he hears someone slowly opening the door. The door creaked open slowly, revealing a tall, dark outline of a being. Sqat was shown to be sweating before finally able to croak out a shaky, "Who is that?"

The disembodied voice answered, "SqatCobblr, what's wrong? You look like someone just walked over your grave?" At this moment, the figure stepped out from the shadows, invading Sqat's personal space. The view before him was of a man who condescendingly asked, "Don't you know your old roommate, Johnny Quazar? We have so much to discuss. So much to do. So little time."

Confused, Sqat seemed to twitch at the question and name before responding, "Johnny...Quazar?"

At that moment, Sqat heard the sound of RelientKFan asking Sqat who he was talking to. Sqat stepped around the shadowy figure before him, motioning that he was just talking to their roommate, Johnny. RKFan, looking in, asked concerned who Johnny was? Sqat turned around to find himself alone in the bathroom.

Maximum Overdrive
In rare circumstances, (usually preceded by unfair game mechanics), SqatCobblr is able to tap into the Kong Force. In this heightened state of awareness, more commonly known as "Maximum Overdrive", Sqat is able to pull of fantastic feats of agility and coordination, granted he his not being inhibited by the Curse that Should Not Be Named. For example, during the ending of a DKC: TF level where the final goal was yanked out of reach, he was able to survive the attempt on his life with relative ease due to "Maximum Overdrive."

Season 3
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Near the first quarter of the new season, SqatCobblr helped Ratnado hit his subscriber point goal, thereby getting the answer to "W H E R E BANANA".

Mutiny and Escape
During the first stream of the new Pirates of the Caribbean content for Sea of Thieves, SqatCobblr was mutiny'd against by his crew consisting of RelientKFan, McButcher, and Ratnado. Only SqatCobblr saw Ratnado for what he was, a skeleton disguised as a pirate. At the point of mutiny, he was able to save his life by jumping off a bridge, swimming away, and later starting a new crew with Thatsamorii as first mate on the S.S. Where Banana

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Cutevember and the SqatGobblr
During a Ratnado stream of Spirit Tracks on November 19th, 2021, Warstaf introduced the name "SqatGobblr". From that point on, every Cutevember, Sqat would don the moniker. Though some speculate that it also made him disdain turkey, as it was, for the month, his kin.

A Sqat to the Past
To start of the new year, Sqat decided that going into the future was the perfect time to go into the past with the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. The playthrough would end up on Throwback Thursday (as was custom). Just like the Red Dead Redemption For the stream, Sqat donned a pink wig to honor and emulate the Link of the game. Chunkycatt would bring up that he should remove the wig in order to see better. But Chunkycatt would be rebuked by Sqat and chat because of the fact that she is covered in fur. As usual, Chunkycatt would not self-reflect.

Sqat turned out to be a pro at a Link to the past, devising his own technique within the first few boss fights. He would also beat Moldorm on his very first try.

Speculation

 * During a critique of a video that Ratnado edited, it was revealed by the spirit of Dubytyne that SqatCobblr had watched the bedroom fun times scenes in Beastars. The spirit of Dubytyne mentioned that he was the only watching the show, but returned to find it at a different point on Le Thicke-Flix account. SqatCobblr has denied the claim.

Trivia

 * The name "SqatCobblr" is a reference to the act mentioned in Better Call Saul.
 * The spelling of "SqatCobblr" is due to the character limit in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
 * Sqat would give ThatGuy his name, later updating it to ThatPS5Guy after he got one at Gamestop
 * He didn't play anything in the metroid series until late 2016